CM’s Leg Initially Excited to Hear Obama Banking Plan Involves “Swedish Model”

The Oracle had assumed that The Leg’s ardor for the new president could not possibly burn any brighter. But for a few minutes today, a certain sensitive limb’s admiration for the Light-Worker-in-Chief pushed into the ultraviolet spectrum when it caught a glimpse of the main headline on Drudge:

“Obama Moves Toward Swedish Model for Banks.”

For a while there, The Leg was convinced Britt Ekland was about to be named new head of the FDIC.

The Oracle found another news headline much more interesting:

“Attorney General: U.S. a “nation of cowards” on racial matters.”

To the contrary, in the Oracle’s experience, regular folks in America feel free to have frank and meaningful conversations about race all the time . . . that is UNLESS there is a self-appointed member of the civil rights, professional-grievance-mongering class in the room–the very tribe of Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton wannabes that Attorney General Holder and President Obama have spent most of their adult lives hanging with.

With one of these humorless scold-o-matics in the area, everyone suddenly pretends there is no such thing as race; or that they were born with a genetic defect that makes them oblivious to skin tones.

Thus most Americans have learned the hard way that when in the presence of one of these aggrieved prosecutors of white America’s ancient sins there are only three things that are permissible to say:

“I’m sorry.”

“Of course, nothing’s your fault.”

“Who should I make the check payable to.”



  1. [sarc]

    Well, all I can say is “thank GOD for primates like Al Sharpton, who boldly step up to the banana and fling their poo at the evil, white overlords who (coincidentally) elected Emperor Arugula JugEars McMonkeyboy the FIrst.

    How dare we condescend to “vote”, when it is the RIGHT of every nonwhite, tree-swinging denizen of this racist country to assume the highest office in the land! And twice on Sunday!

    Yes, brave “reverend” Al ‘Simian’ Sharpton has remarked on the whole “Dead Chimp that Wrote the Stimulus Cartoon” (quote): “”It seems that we cannot have a true level of democracy in terms of how the newspapers and airwaves are used in this city.”


    Way to hold up the side, Al! Forget about all that “Free Speech”, 1st Amendment stuff… It’s not a TRUE democracy unless it clears the censors in the monkey house first, and somebody darn well better cough up some BIG bananas to boot!



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