The sensitive appendage doesn’t recall what put the idea in it’s mind but it was suddenly siezed with an irrestistable urge to kick off a J&M tassel loafer and send it flying toward the back of Keith Olbermann’s head today as he walked through the MSNBC commisary.
The cordovan leather missile grazed the Countdown host’s left ear, caught David Schuster square in the forehead and dropped into Rachel Maddow’s bowl of organic quinoa.
Tom Brokaw saw the whole thing and remarked, “In the words of Austin Powers, ‘Who throws a shoe?’“
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Pardon my completely cliche LOL!
That is timely, clever, and FUNNY! In bold, italics and underlined… with filigree and a smiley face!
(tassel, not tassle, though)
Merry Christmas!