Chris Matthews’ Leg Vibrates at 250 MHz. Causes Matthews to Slide Randomly Around MSNBC Set Like Electric Football Man.

Barack Obama’s victory speech overstimulated the sensitive neuro-receptors in Chris Matthews’ lower left extremity and caused it to hum like a tuning fork.

The Leg couldn’t help feeling it had played a small role in making this historic night possible.

Yes, Chris, MSNBC and pretty much the entire broadcast news industry traded the last bits of their journalistic credibility in the bacchanal of fawning coverage. Sure, Matthews’ and Olbermann’s Bush-Derangement and over-the-top Obama water-carrying during the election made them a national punchline.

But as the nation’s union bosses, trial lawyers, greivance mongers, Israel haters, and global warming hysterics uncorked the champagne and prepared their legislative agendas–The Leg could be heard to whisper:

“Totally, worth it, man . . . totally worth it.”


  1. Ah well. We’ll get ’em next time.

    On a brighter note, we’ve probably seen the last of the Clintons, as Hillary will be 69 when her next opportunity to run comes along. By then, I expect Slick Willie to be a drooling feeb.

    The “Al & Jesse Racist Extortion Circus of Eternal Victimhood” is probably out of business, with the slime bros. now as relevant as Michael Moore.

    Hiring and School favoritism for blacks “The Unequal Opportunities Act”, are doomed to the dustbin of liberal failures.

    The expression “the man is holding me back” is finished. Obama is now “the man”

    Well, sort of a man, anyway.

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