The Leg is encouraged.
“Sure, the Obama-Biden ticket was already losing the support of suburban moms because of that crazy perception that he is elitist and out-of-touch,” The Leg admits. “Yes, those McCain ‘Celebrity/Paris Hilton’ ads really stung.”
“And, of course, McCain’s pick of a hockey mom with five kids–one of them a special-needs baby– made all of Michelle’s whining about how unfair and hard life is when you have to juggle two kids and a $1 million-a-year job a little, well . . . elitist and out of touch.
But now The Leg is confident things are going to turn around. Why? Because nothing is as sure to rally busy thirty and forty-something moms back to the Obama cause like hearing Sarah Palin trashed by Pamela Anderson, Lindsey Lohan, and Pink.
“Having all these pampered, badly-educated celebs joining the Palin pile on Is just the thing to get those rubes in flyover country back on the plantation,” The Leg enthused. “I’m all tingly about it.”
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Whoo-Baby!
Pam “Herpes” Anderson, Lohan (the gen-X Herpes Anderson), and a C-list talentless nobody with an opinion! Yeah! That’ll show Governor Palin.
Add the growing Harpy Herd of Hampton Hags, like Steinem, Boxer, Pelosi, Goldberg, Behar, et al., and you’ve got a slavering horde of loose and antique vagina that is really going to try to leave a slime trail on the next Vice President of the United States.
But it won’t work. These twats are just gaseous noise machines. Queef-Squealers, if you will. Always have been and always will be.
They are unstoppable in their hatred and noise, but unregarded as well. Just another yeast-infected whine and cheese party, artlessly gabbling on the public streetcorner.
All stink and noise… signifying nothing.
Palin is not well educated either