“As a body part attached to high-profile figure who takes strong political stands, I want to express my solidarity with Senator Obama’s kahones,” Chris Matthews’ Leg announced today. “I must deplore in the strongest possible terms Rev. Jackson’s ‘hot-mike’ expression of a wish to surgically separate the presidential candidate’s huevos from his rancheros.”
[The Oracle would like to add that Senator Obama is certainly going to need them if he is going to continue making campaign promises he cannot keep and “refining” his positions every couple of days.]
The Leg was later heard muttering, “This is how it starts. ‘They came first for the gonads, but I did not speak up because I was not a gonad. . .'”
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Chris Matthew's Leg 
Oracle, I have been waiting for a new one and you did not let me down.
i love you.
I love you, you crazy leg, you!
Just wanted to check in and see what the Leg thought about THIS.
John McCain pays video tribute to the all-pervasiveness of Chris Matthews’ Leg…
http://www.johnmccain.com/