Chris Matthews’ Leg “Thrilled” to Have Gotten Through McCain Interview Without Getting Butt Kicked

Senator John McCain joined the Hardball “College Tour” yesterday, after which, Chris Matthews’ Leg was clearly relieved to have the close encounter behind him (and his behind still intact).

“The man makes me nervous,” The Leg confided. “There is definitely a kind of, ‘Zell Miller-y’ vibe coming off the guy that causes me to get all glute-clinchy and take a bite out of my chair.”

At one point, Chris Matthews’ Head asked the candidate about the Obama elitism thing. Of course, as Michelle pointed out today, Oswami doesn’t have a monopoly on condescension toward fly-over Americans.