“Nacho Cuba Libre”: Sometimes when you’re a dictator, you like to wear stretchy pants. Just for fun.


And, the Oracle notes, sometimes when you’re a dictator who is the darling of the Hollywood, “War-is-not-the-answer” crowd, you embarrassingly act like the war-mongering tin-pot despot that you are.

Thus The Oracle wonders: Are the same sensitivities that send a thrill up Chris Matthews’ Leg when MesmerO starts speaking equally responsive to the blustery holdings forth “Hugo the Beneficent?” (A recent recipient of some big time tax breaks courtesy of Pelosi & Co.)

One thing’s certain. The Leg is getting tired of the way Chris Matthews’ Head snickers like an adolescent schoolboy in staff meetings every time someone mentions the Columbian terrorist group “FARC.”