Chris Matthews’ Leg experienced a fleeting tingle of anticipation when network coverage cut away in the middle off Hillary’s unconcession-y concession speech last night in order to carry the Dali Obama’s victory address to a large and rowdy crowd in Houston, Texas. Chris Matthews’ Leg failed to react thereafter, however.
The Leg later complained that Obama tried to get all policy-y and specific which it described as “a total curve ball” and “a little off-putting.”
“Where are the meaningless platitudes and sappy bromides?,” The Leg was overheard complaining to the void where Keith Olbermann’s soul used to be. “Where are the college-girl-dorm-room-poster sentiments?”
Chris Matthews’ Leg rated the speech “barely ankle high” on the thrill meter.
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