It is a little-known and poorly-understood fact that John Edwards’ hair follicles have evolved to perform essentially the same function for him as the left leg has for Chris Matthews. That is, serve as a ultra-sensitive antenna-receptor for the cosmic good vibrations emanating from the cigarette-smoke-fogged voice box of Barack Obama.
For example, as Obami Wan [...]
May 14, 2008
Categories: Leg Diary, Obamasms . Tags: John Edwards, Michelle Malkin, Mika Brzezinski, MSNBC, Obami Wan Kenobi . Author: The Oracle . Comments: No Comments
Chris Matthews’ Leg experienced a fleeting tingle of anticipation when network coverage cut away in the middle off Hillary’s unconcession-y concession speech last night in order to carry the Dali Obama’s victory address to a large and rowdy crowd in Houston, Texas. Chris Matthews’ Leg failed to react thereafter, however.
The Leg later complained that Obama tried to get all policy-y [...]
February 20, 2008
Categories: Obamasms . Tags: Keith Olbermann, Matthews, MSNBC, Obama, thrill . Author: The Oracle . Comments: No Comments
