Insure Us Obami Wan! You’re Our Only Hope!

Chris Matthews’ Leg did it’s doughy best to keep a Twitter feed going during the President’s wise and soul-healing address tonight. But Tweety Tweets are tough to produce when you’re vibrating at about 2,000 cycles per second and singing “Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!”
The only legs more excited than Matthews’ [...]

Leg Lauds Obama Plan to Pretend to be “President of the World”

When the Financial Times reported yesterday that Barack Obama will become the first American president to physically chair the 15-member United Nations National Security Council, Chris Matthews’ Leg felt that familiar surge of bioelectric neural excitement.
“It’ll totally be like he’s all, ‘Hey, I’m in charge of the whole world’ for a couple of days, and [...]