While many observers attributed the stunning failure of the House measure designed to shore up tottering credit markets on Nancy Pelosi’s partisan primal scream immediately before the vote–Chris Matthews Leg floated an alternative theory.
The sensitive appendage believes it has traced the waves of negative energy that permeated the House chambers today to their source–a point [...]
The Oracle: “That’s Not an ‘Elephant in the Room.” It’s Just Jack Cafferty’s Enormous Capacity for Gas-Baggery.”
The Oracle — interpreter and translator for Chris Matthews’ Leg–has grown accustomed to hearing lefty blowhards spout nonsense analysis and bogus political theorums. After all, consistent proximity to Keith Olbermann provides a steady diet of passionate malarkey.
But yesterday’s blog post by CNN’s Jack Cafferty was absurd enough to peg the needle on even The Oracle’s [...]
Leg thinks “Obama sure to win back middle-aged moms now that Sarah Palin is being trashed by rich, trampy celebrity girls.”
The Leg is encouraged.
“Sure, the Obama-Biden ticket was already losing the support of suburban moms because of that crazy perception that he is elitist and out-of-touch,” The Leg admits. “Yes, those McCain ‘Celebrity/Paris Hilton’ ads really stung.”
“And, of course, McCain’s pick of a hockey mom with five kids–one of them a special-needs baby– made all [...]
Chris Matthews’ Leg to Auction Off Virginity to Aid Obama Campaign
The Leg overheard a couple of Hardball interns talking about some seedy story they read on Drudge and got one of its scathingly brilliant ideas: “Why not sacrifice my virtue in the noble cause of the Obama campaign?”
Yes, since Chris Matthews’ Leg only became self aware a few months ago when it was stirred to [...]
Getting Fired Wakens Chris Matthews’ Leg. Spasms, Cramps Ensue.
The Oracle–gifted interpreter of the bio-electric pulses racing up and down Chris Matthews’ sciatic nerve–is pleased to announce that getting the hook has jerked The Leg awake.
The Oracle has been around quite a while. He’s been following politics and punditry so long, he can remember when Andrew Sullivan was intellectually honest. Why, he can even [...]
