Though a clearly energized Chris Matthews’ Head hasn’t stopped talking for a moment since the “College Tour” fawn-fest with Obami Wan Kenobi, The Leg has been uncharacteristically silent since its close encounter with the glowing, hope-infusing, change-triggering, cynicism-stripping aura that surrounds the legs of the candidate.
Apparently, the sound vibrations generated by the voice of the Senate’s most liberal member touched a harmonic chord in The Leg and it began to vibrate like a tuning fork. Stunned by all the majesty, The Leg’s speech processing circuits overloaded and remained offline for several days.
“It was incredible, being that close to ‘him,’” The Leg gushed. “I mean, my knee was like, two feet away from one of his knees. And there was this positive energy . . . “
At that point The Leg, overwhelmed by joy and hope, once again lost it’s capacity to communicate.