It was cute for a while, but Chris Matthews Leg is officially “done” with Lil’ Beady’s monomania about the host of The O’Reilly Factor.
At first The Leg was amused by KeOlb’s all-consuming, reason-draining preoccupation. And it empathized. After all, it’s no fun getting trounced in the ratings night after night after night. Criminy, in a [...]
Something Chris Matthews’ Leg described as ”a jolt of pure, bio-luminescent bliss” shot up the extremity today upon learning that Michelle Malkin had named this little outpost “Best New Blog Name of the Month.” The Oracle of the Leg is deeply grateful.
That, of course, would explain that massive spike in traffic over the last 24 hours.
Speaking of spikes, that surge [...]
Chris Matthews’ Leg got one of those wicked calf cramps midway through the Democratic debate in Ohio tonight. You know, the kind where it feels like your calf muscle has flipped over on its back and it hurts like a mother.
The tension came from the blatant way Russert was ganging up on Hillary with gotcha [...]
Chris Matthews’ Leg caught most of the Oscar telecast last night, but used the PiP function on the widescreen to toggle over to Rock of Love 2 on VH1 during the commercial breaks.
Generally, all of CM thought the ceremonies were a little boring this year. It seems the only nominated movie Chris Matthews’ head had [...]
“For the first time in my adult life I’m proud to be connected to Chris Matthews’ body,” proclaimed “The Leg” in a startling statement yesterday—in apparent reference to Chris’ authorship of his new book, Life’s a Campaign.
It’s an admission that has stirred controversy and comment on the blogosphere.
Other CM extremities, particularly Chris Matthews’ head, criticized the leg for [...]
Chris Matthews Leg was unmoved today when Obami Wan Kenobi stopped in the middle of a Dallas speech today to blow his nose, even though the move was clearly a big hit with the largely pre-mesmerized-for-your-convenience crowd.
The Leg felt the impromptu nasal evacuation appeared tentative and timid—sort of the sinusorial equivalent of voting “present” on a controversial piece [...]
The Leg is not happy with The Mouth. First, it blabbed to the world about The Leg’s giddy susceptibility to Obami Wan Kenobi’s oratorical mind tricks.
Then last night it had the gall to ask some poor unsuspecting Democrat legislator from Texas to name a single Obama legislative achievement—just one. The poor guy was too flummoxed to realize [...]
Chris Matthews’ Leg experienced a fleeting tingle of anticipation when network coverage cut away in the middle off Hillary’s unconcession-y concession speech last night in order to carry the Dali Obama’s victory address to a large and rowdy crowd in Houston, Texas. Chris Matthews’ Leg failed to react thereafter, however.
The Leg later complained that Obama tried to get all policy-y [...]
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